Thursday, March 15, 2007

"The Girls are not Ladies"

“The Girls are not Ladies”
(A very bad poem for Women)

The girls I guess are not ladies
They go with boys that buck and fart
They do not give a rat’s ass
They hump them until the dark

One hangs a bra upon his item
One strips and bends, her behind
They do not care who is watching
Or give a damn what day or time

The girls I guess are not ladies
They cannot think and cannot feel
They hold their stomachs, while laughing
And take more drugs for more thrills.

#1726 3-9-2007


Comments: Don’t read this poem if you feel you will be offended, the truth of the matter is, Girls, nowadays, in most cases are not ladies, as the poem says (just look around, ask the blind man, he knows). I was told in counseling school 30-years ago, girls are no longer girls, once past the age of puberty, but young women, and there after just plain women, and there are no more ladies, it is a bad word—term to use, so use they say, ‘woman or women’ instead—one term for all, this is what they taught at the University of Minnesota, renowned for its psychology, and counseling. I had heard it also in other places I worked, and from many of my new friends in higher literary places, they also backed the new generation terms; I always liked the term, girls and ladies, so they robbed me of it. I’m 59-years old, so, for the first 29-years of my life, I was allowed to use those terms without being scorned, nowadays, I am careful, and try not to use all those bad words: girl and lady, and just say ‘yes mam,’ for all occasions in life, to all ages, to all females, it makes life easier. So my poem should not really offend anyone of the newer generation—it fits; as for my wife, I found a lady and girl all in one package, and before we got married it was alright to use them terms, and she doesn’t mind the terms (yet, after we got married, she is 12-years younger than me, she said, she’d prefer I call her wife, or Rosa instead of any term what so ever; I agreed…to make life easier).

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